Master Roshi's wish
"Oh, you perverted old man!" Bulma said, and she slapped master Roshi in the face. This had been the third time today, and it was only 10 'o clock.
#hmm, maybe it's about time I stop trying Bulma, it's not good for my health
wait, I know just the thing, hehehehe# he thought, and he devised a plan. First things first: he had to convince Goku to get all 7 dragonballs. Upon finally finding Goku, he saw him training his kamehameha wave. "Heeey Goku."
"Oh, hi there master Roshi" Goku replied.
"Listen, I need something."
"Could you, maybe, gather all of the dragonballs?" he expected Goku to have a firm look, but instead, it was a questioning one.
"I guess, but what do you need them for?"
"Oooh, you know" master Roshi hadn't really thought about that and he had to think fast if he didn't want to look weird. After a few stupid thoughts, he came up with the best he could get (which was still pretty crappy). "There's
this fish I cared for, really cute fish it was... until it got eaten, and I want to bring it back to life... because I got very attached to that fish." He immediately regretted saying it, and thought it was stupid that he hadn't thought ahead in the first place.
"You have an emotional bond with a fish, master Roshi?" Goku asked, having thoughts of master Roshi hugging a fish.
Master Roshi would have agreed with him that this was a stupid question if he hadn't had his plan, so he pretended to get mad and said: "yes, is that so weird?! Just go and get the dragonballs!"
"Ok, don't worry, you'll get them in no-time," Goku said, right before using his instant transmission technique to teleport to Bulma's for the dragonradar. Master Roshi could only hope Bulma wouldn't ask for further details, but he still sighed of relieve and began thinking what he'd exactly wish for when Goku came back with the dragonballs. He came up with ideas like every girl in the world turning into bimbos or at least won't him touching them. He let his perverted mind on the loose when it struck him: he had to keep Goku away if he wanted to make his wish, since Goku still thought he wanted to wish a fish back to life. He came up with the weirdest things to say ranging from a shocked "what's that?!" to a few tears but none of it seemed to be a good excuse.
"Here they are master Roshi"
Master Roshi was startled and leaped to his feet. He then saw that Goku had returned with the dragonballs. "Oh, Goku, it's you, you got the dragonballs, thank you" he said with a thankful look, while forcing away a perverted smile. Upon realizing he still had to get him away, He suddenly got an idea again: "Now, I'd like to wish my fish back in private, I might cry and I don't want you to see that."
Luckily for master Roshi, Goku understood. "Don't worry master Roshi, I won't tell anyone"
Master Roshi couldn't be luckier; everything has gone so smooth, he was bound to have a hot girl as his girlfriend very soon. He took the dragonballs to someplace quiet and then summoned the dragon right away. Right away the sky turned black, lightning started to appear and soon after, Shenron appeared in the sky. "You have awakened me from my slumber, now I will grant you one wish"
Yet again, master Roshi stood before a dilemma; in all the rush to get the dragonballs, he had forgotten to think about what he'd wish for. He had to think fast, as Shenron was getting impatient. He decided he'd wish for the first thing that came to his mind: "I wish for a cute, hot girl that wouldn't mind if I touched her."
"Your wish shall be granted" Shenron said and his eyes flashed red light.
Master Roshi got overexcited and eagerly looked around him for a hot girl to appear, but he was still alone. "Hey, did you even grant my wish?" he said, when he noticed something strange; his beard and moustache seemed to have vanished. He gasped, and soon after he felt something tickle in his neck. When he put his hand there, he noticed it was his hair: he'd gotten hair again, and it was reaching towards his shoulders! At first, he thought he was regressing in age, which would help with girls, but then he saw that all of his other body hair had left him. He was at a total loss. He tried to feel his legs to see where it had gone to, but he only noticed that his skin had gotten a lot softer. This startled him as he saw that his hips got wider. He said: "what going o-"he gasped, as he noticed his voice had gotten more feminine all of a sudden. As he reached up for his throat, he noticed something had gotten in the way. He looked down, only to find a couple of breasts, growing on his chest. "I'm being turned into a woman?!" he screamed, as his hips got wider and his breasts as big as apples. Then suddenly, he felt like something was missing. He quickly grabbed for his pants, but it was too late, there was nothing there anymore. Now a she, she started to regress in age for what felt like ages. After it was done, she was now a woman of about the same age as Bulma. Master Roshi (now master Rosi) got furious at the dragon "what's the big idea!"
"There was no girl that would be willing to let herself be touched by you. Therefore I had to find an alternative. Your wish has been granted" Shenron replied, as he started to disappear again.
"This is not good," master Rosi told herself. What was she going to tell Goku and the others. He could already see them all laughing at her, she had to get used to lot's of female things like sitting on toilets and above all, she had to endure all that for at least a whole year. "On the other hand," she said, getting a smile on her face, "there won't be anyone to stop me from exploring this body, not to mention no-one knows it's me." She started to laugh but was smacked out of her fantasy world; she still wore the same clothes as before. What now, sneak up on Bulma? Perhaps go to the mall? But everybody would see his baggy clothes, there had to be another way, "but first
" as she began 'exploring her new body'. He didn't get really far, as she already got a bloody nose after just touching her breasts. Suddenly, he heard a voice; it was Goku.
"Master Roshi, are you alright? Can I see the fish?"
"CRAP!" she thought to herself, how was she going to explain this? It would be weird to tell him that she stole his clothes and for what reason would she steal his clothes and where would he be now? The only option was to run for it. Lucky for her, Goku just stood there where she had just been and after a few good looks around, he decided to return, thinking master Roshi didn't want to be found. Well, he was right at that, for Rosi had other problems. First things first: he had to get her airship from her DynoCap and she had to do it quietly. Upon finally finding a save spot, she became somewhat cheered up; things worked out again and she start thinking about what she could do with this body. One way or another, she was going to make good use of it. She then got her airship out and decided where to go. Wherever she went, there would be someone that would recognize her. Her best bet would be his own house and hope that the turtle was out and for some of Launch' clothes to still be there. Upon arriving, she saw that the turtle hadn't gone out. Instead, he was sleeping. "Of all the days, he decides to have a vacation at home," she thought to herself. To be sure she didn't wake the turtle, she placed her airship on the far opposite of the island and then quietly looked whether he was still asleep or not. Luckily he was.
Once inside kame house, she started looking around for some lost clothes of Launch. She checked all rooms and stood before the last closet. "my final chance" she said silently, and opened the closet. She had to restrain herself from shouting "eureka!" as there was an old t-shirt saying 'don't mess with me' and some baggy pants. Those were typically the clothes Launch would wear; she'd worry about underwear later. She started to smile, and didn't notice an airship landed on the island. She took the clothes to the mirror and was about to get undressed, when a figure suddenly stood in the doorway.
Bulma couldn't believe what she saw; a girl about her age, ressembling master Roshi a lot AND wearing his clothes. It didn't take long for her to make the link.
Master Roshi looked at her in astonishment. "No, wait, this is not what you think, there was an accident and
Bulma got closer and stretched out her arm, "you PERVERTED OLD MAN" and she slapped him hard in his face.
my very first attempt at writing a TG story I hope people will like it xD feeback is always welcome
all characters in the story belong to dragonball Z, which is from Akira Toriyama
all characters in the story belong to dragonball Z, which is from Akira Toriyama
That story actually made me laugh. That was really funny.